jasper, a beefy asshol

Any other alpha would have exiled their rival’s descendants, but Jasper is generous.

They must be swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon

“How is schlepping fridges around the loading dock of Sears going to make us powerful?”

“If you can still ask snotty questions you can lift a couple more fridges.  Here, balance this dishwasher on your head.”

Been watching lots of Star Trek: TNG lately, and so here’s Pearl in a Starfleet uniform that literally no one asked for.

Also a friend and I are concocting a SU/TNG crossover AU, so uh…yeah you’ll probably see more of this…////

“Steven?”
“Jasper vs Garnet”

detail shots 

Mi favorite commission of them all!! ♥ ♥ ♥ There’s still an empty slot for a commission, hurry up! 

Please, don’t use or repost without permission ;-)

Por favor, no lo uses o re-postees sin mi permiso ;-)

Some people liked the sketch, so I finished it!

Quack.

#where did they find a bath she fitted in

I don’t think she’d want to be anywhere near water, at least not without any supervision

pink’s flirting includes asking pretty soldiers about their,, hm, battle tactics

also a bonus 

#Jasper’s like#‘Should I leave? I’m just gonna leave..’

gonna scoot outta here on my big orange ass