YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GETS ME ABOUT KARL URBAN????

THE FACT THAT HE PLAYS REALLY

MACHO

SNARLING

KILLING-MACHINE

WARRIOR

MEN

WHO SOMETIME DURING THE SCREENING SUDDENLY FLIP AND TURN INTO

FUCKING

ADORABLE

DISNEY-EYED

*seriously in Bourne, he had to wear glasses most of the time he’s so cute*

INNOCENT

PUPPIES

AND IT MAKES ME CONFLICTED

LIKE

YOU PLANET-SLAUGHTERING, ASSASSINATING WARMUNGERING BASTARD but go my cute fuzzy creature, you have done nothing wrong, I love you and if anyone DARES harm you I will BACKHAND THEM WITH MJOLNIR

Seriously though this is why Judge Dredd never takes off his helmet.

I AM THE - 

AWWW