Hi my name is Kylo Ren and I have long ebony black hair and dark brown eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Darth Vader  (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m NOT related to Han Solo (I’M NOT) even though he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black mask with matching silver detailing around it and a black robe with a black cloak. I also had my red lightsaber that goes in three directions instead of one because it’s special. I was walking outside Starkiller Base. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of stormtroopers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE APPROXIMATELY MID-WAY THROUGH THE MOVIE.