i want lapis to waterbend the whole ocean into a giant cock and fuck the sun

99% of the solar nebula, which became the solar system as we know it today, went into making the sun. There’s not enough water combined on every planet in our solar system to make a dick big enough to fuck the sun. Whatchu gonna do with that little ass water prick? Nothing, that’s what. Sun ain’t give a fuck.

she is. GOING. to FUCK. the. SUN.

Let’s think about this tho. To get enough water to do this, Lapis would have to collect from every water source like the atmosphere and stuff. Not to mention the available ice. I mean we could have a huge watery frosty dick fucking the sun. It’s just improbable.

http://www.space.com/12400-universe-biggest-oldest-cloud-water.html

“140 trillion times more water than all of Earth’s oceans combined.”
The volume of all water would be about 332.5 million cubic miles (mi³)
A cubic mile of water equals more than 1.1 trillion gallons
332.5million x 1.1trillion = 3.6575 E+11 gallons
3.6575 E+11 x 140trillion = 5.1205e+34 gallons
convert to pounds = 4.270497e+35 lb 
Sun =  4.38521486 E+30 lb
She’s fucking the sun

theenigmatic-me destroyerperson m(4^2)/2 do you wanna go

Fine, you know what? Fine! Lapis can fuck the sun, let her fuck the fucking sun. Evaporate the whole god damn sun, you idiots, watch as your precious water gem ejaculates pure hydrogen and oxygen into the sun. OH WAIT, that’s what the sun is MADE OUT OF. Jokes on you, the sun is reverse fucking the water dick.