cave johnson here. the lab boys have told me that the giant, hideous slug we’ve been extracting gel from for the last two months may be… i mean, how do you want me to say this– it’s homophobic. i don’t even know if it’s been near a homosexual employee or employees, but damned if it doesn’t pitch a fit whenever two men are within five feet of each other. i can’t fire the thing, it’s not on the payroll, so: if you ARE a homosexual under our employ. invest in salt.

“the slug is homophobic” “the slug is closeted” “the slug is having a gay awakening” NO.

The expression on the slug’s face is one of apathy and disappointment. The slug is an out and proud gay who is upset with Disney’s tokenization of the lgbtq community, along with the onslaught of “first gay Disney character” articles. The slug is disappointed by the two second Star Wars lesbian kiss, but is not surprised. The slug is ALL OF US.