Well that confession went about as well as expected, but hey nothing was thrown and no shots fired

Oh Ironies, having a drink when

1. Character 1 when to prison for drunk driving accident which resulted in 2 deaths and hasn’t had a drink since (from all appearances)

2. Character 2 is clearly an alcoholic after losing his family from Character 1 without of course knowing Character 1 was the cause.

She got the seat!

Okay I heard correctly, the old janitor really did pour bleach down his eyes *and* ears

Not that I didn’t see this coming but their relationship just turned to a few shades of…oh hell they’re fucking

- You’re up there and I’m up there

- I wonder if I’m cleaning your house?

Note to self: never go to the guy’s who’s family you accidentally  killed. posing as a cleaning person. He will expect you do to the work.

Oh look it’s the guy who I was drinking with before I drunkenly came home. He’s buying cheap champagne. Oh he’s my old high school friend and doesn’t know what happened. Oh and he just got in business school. look here’s his hot girlfriend. She still hates me on sight.