i wonder what lon suder was doing during star trek: voyager season 2 episode 24 "tuvix"

i bet he wouldn't have even hesitated to separate them. not because he wouldn't care about the possibility of "killing a man" or whatever they were worried about, but because he would be like "this is fucked up i want tuvok back"

hilarious how on voyager they have this whole dramatic episode about how there’s a murderer on board and on ds9 it’s like “oh yeah i got my pants fixed by this guy who’s killed thirty people :]”

you’re telling me this guy doesn’t kill people for fun

Killing people for fun and having fun while you are killing people is a subtle but distinct difference.

Lon Suder is such a funny character like imagine you are a murderer and you think you are going on a work trip for a few weeks but it ends up with you stuck half way across the galaxy and you just start killing your coworkers and then to stop you serial killing the office security guard gives you insane telepathy sucking & fucking and it blows your mind so hard you turn to a life of orchid farming and meditation while in space jail and then right when you start accepting that as your new life they are like “oh actually our ship got taken over so can you start killing people again? pretty please? and then you do and you serve cunt and you die

“Now, in this faraway land
Strange, that the palms of my hands
Should be damp with expectancy.”

— Exiles, King Crimson