#MERCHANDISING!

glumshoe
rlainarin asked:
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The McElroy Brothers Will Be Action Figures In Target For Dune

glumshoe answered:

oh god don’t tell me they’re trying to market a Dune movie to kids again

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My brain literally refuses to process what’s happening in this coloring page. What is happening with Leto’s pockets? Why is Piter’s death pose “minor inconvenience/staring at the ceiling at 2 AM listening to Mitski”? Why aren’t the cot and the floor on the same dimensional plane? Looking at this image made me feel the way watching the 1984 movie made me feel.

glumshoe

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There IS a Sting page! No speedo though:

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It’s not as funny as some of the others, but the phrasing makes me imagine a Clickhole “which of my evil nephews are you” quiz.

These pages are pretty good:

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But I think my favorite is this one:

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Someone tried SO hard to make Dune a kid friendly Star Wars experience.

DuneMerchandising!