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Vintage Coloring Book - The Rocketeer (#2968) (1991)
The Rocketeer (1991)
snoozlebee ARE YOU SHITTING ME?????
I loved this thing as a kid. It was huge! I was also confused though because the pre-production pictures had some kind of attachment off one of the turbolifts that wasn't part of the actual toy. I never figured out what it was supposed to do, and can’t seem to find anything about it now...Oh well.
The McElroy Brothers Will Be Action Figures In Target For Dune
oh god don’t tell me they’re trying to market a Dune movie to kids again
My brain literally refuses to process what’s happening in this coloring page. What is happening with Leto’s pockets? Why is Piter’s death pose “minor inconvenience/staring at the ceiling at 2 AM listening to Mitski”? Why aren’t the cot and the floor on the same dimensional plane? Looking at this image made me feel the way watching the 1984 movie made me feel.
There IS a Sting page! No speedo though:
It’s not as funny as some of the others, but the phrasing makes me imagine a Clickhole “which of my evil nephews are you” quiz.
These pages are pretty good:
But I think my favorite is this one:
Someone tried SO hard to make Dune a kid friendly Star Wars experience.

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