And don’t come out until you’re ready to be with the others.

You were great! Now leave.

Mystery Science Theater 3000, “The Batwoman”

Yeah, that tracks. Everything through the roof!

Ta-daa!

Due to a recent power surge, my husband Sparks can no longer speak. They gave him three months before his batteries shut down, and the technicians say it’s quite irreparable.

I’m like John Travolta in The Boy in the Plastic Bubble, I pick up every little virus that comes along!

You know the rules. How did you get unchained?