found a kindred spirit on growlr lol

Marry him

this is a line of blank verse

so are you gonna give us the rest of the poem?!

GROWLR SONNET

Murder She Wrote and porn is all I watch;
If J.B. Fletcher isn’t on my screen
It’s filled instead with some guy’s sweaty crotch.
Anything else I prob’ly haven’t seen.

There’s too much choice these days. Who has the time
To follow all this shit? Me, I’m in heaven
If I can see some cock, some hole, some crime
Lansbury solved in 1987.

It’s samey? Yeah, you kinda hit the point.
I’m—we’re—well, everyone’s not doing well.
Sometimes you need a jerk-off and a joint
And old tv to keep you sane in hell.

There’s room for two down here. You wanna chill?
I’ve seen this one before. Here comes the kill.

beacons of truth and justice

What it is like hanging out with me:

Starts watching Murder, She Wrote

In the third episode Jessica wears this sweater

Five minutes later, I have found the vintage knitting pattern of the design