John De Lancie in Murder She Wrote “If the Frame Fits” (original airdate 18.05.1986)
Bonus: full size “Well, I don’t think I’ve ever even had a pizza!”
Marry him
this is a line of blank verse
so are you gonna give us the rest of the poem?!
GROWLR SONNET
Murder She Wrote and porn is all I watch;
If J.B. Fletcher isn’t on my screen
It’s filled instead with some guy’s sweaty crotch.
Anything else I prob’ly haven’t seen.
There’s too much choice these days. Who has the time
To follow all this shit? Me, I’m in heaven
If I can see some cock, some hole, some crime
Lansbury solved in 1987.
It’s samey? Yeah, you kinda hit the point.
I’m—we’re—well, everyone’s not doing well.
Sometimes you need a jerk-off and a joint
And old tv to keep you sane in hell.
There’s room for two down here. You wanna chill?
I’ve seen this one before. Here comes the kill.
What it is like hanging out with me:
Starts watching Murder, She Wrote
In the third episode Jessica wears this sweater

Five minutes later, I have found the vintage knitting pattern of the design

Star Trek actors in Murder, She Wrote.
Check out the captions for the episode numbers and hopefully some funny commentary
John De Lancie in Murder She Wrote “If the Frame Fits” (original airdate 18.05.1986)
Bonus: full size “Well, I don’t think I’ve ever even had a pizza!”
The Daintiest Drinker