Mabel's Guide to Stickers

Mabel: Throughout history, stickers have been the backbone of many great civilizations.

Dipper: No they haven't.

Mabel: The Ancient Greeks used leeches for stickers! The more stickers you had the cooler you were.

Dipper: Nope. Not true.

Mabel: The Ancient Aztec's chest skull was a modern equivalent to today's "Orange You Happy Mon?"

Dipper: Yes, Aztec war paint was exactly like a Rasta orange. Mabel have you ever read a history book?!

Mabel: Edited out!