The Enterprise visits the Planet Where Everything Is Like Shogun-Era Japan! Everything is subtitled! We find out whether Data wears a hakama as well as he wears a three-piece suit! Picard must perform a faultless tea ceremony… TO THE DEATH!

I am totally down for this episode. Picard must wear the tights that go with his season 2 dress uniform. Deanna is a bit baffled by Japanese culture and gets sidetracked by watching nothing but the cutest anime instead. Worf gets a painting done of him in the style of the era.