See that why’s it’s convenient to have a Stargate.

Here’s the crazy

Dear Redshirt Widow: I regret to inform you that your Redshirt husband was lost in the line of duty as he was killed by a giant stone sphinx. He avoided being crushed by it, however he could not avoid its laser eyes.

SPHINX!

So I’m guessing we’re throwing subtlety out the window on this one?

That has to be the action-iest slap i’ve seen in a while

Yes I spent a few minutes adding top hats and a monocle.

Ah it’s Planet of the Apes! Please tell me he’ll call them maniacs later.

Joanna got him where it hurts