#Mason Verger oh Mason I could have as a cardassian or Romulan and Margot...yeah Romulan I'm thinking

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While I was in the shower I was thinking “What if Mads Mikkelsen played Gul Madred” which I thought would be something interesting but then I thought “What if Mads Mikkelsen played Counselor Troi as Hannibal Lecter?” He wouldn’t wear her low cut outfits (but if you want to picture Mads Mikkelsen wearing Troi’s various space princess outfits go right ahead, and if you weren’t thinking about it, aren’t you glad I mentioned it?) but rather his expensive three piece suits. I don’t even think he would need her empathic skills but just imagine him giving Picard advice on dealing with Romulans, or counseling a random crewman that disappeared, uh, transferred off soon after. Hosting poker night and home cooked meals. 

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I need this show. I need it now.

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Just think, the opening credits, the hannibal theme starts, blood pouring to form the outline of the Enterprise-D.

Hannibal: TNG

Mads Mikkelsen

Hugh Dancy

Patrick Stewart

Gates McFadden

Brent Spiner

Caroline Dhavernas

and Gillian Anderson

Gillian Anderson would have the Laxwana Troi role - she has the necessary outlandish wardbrobe already but would still be BedeliaWill Graham would of course be the new Will Riker - I'm not sure what happened to the old one - let's imagine he and Deanna ran off togetherAlana Bloom could handle security - after Worf's mysterious demise and the serving of traditional Skull StewI vacillated between having Picard and Crawford but having scenes with Mads and Stewart is just too irresitable - same with CrusherI still don't know what to do with Jack Crawford - How he would enter the scenario. He's an admin guy so Maybe have him in engineering?or security? along with the forensic guys as his assistants?Mason Verger oh Mason I could have as a cardassian or Romulan and Margot...yeah Romulan I'm thinkingI've put too much thought into this - it was a slow work night