“That’s right, I’m a freak. I look like Peter Garrett, I dress like Sabu, for God’s sake, and I eat livestock by the handfuls. I bet you just wanna run home and tell all your buddies about the half-naked circus freak, don’t you, Sergeant? That’s right, everybody take a big, steamy gawk at the circus freak! HAHAHA… AAAARGGH… oh, my heart…”

This may be one of the greatest things ever