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#Monster Factory
Griffin’s entry is still in the Bless Wiki (and expanded)
It’s…me…your…brother…
Griffin creating himself in Monster Factory
1. Training a Perfect Super-Athlete in Wii Sports Resort
2. Recreating Ourselves in WWE 2K16
3. Making a SWEET ALIEN BOY in Everybody’s Golf
4. Making a Golf All-Star in Tiger Woods ‘08
Bonus: uhhh this in WWE 2K16.
no horror movie will top the part from monster factory: fallout 4 when griffin explains that he learned how to look up the index code for shaun, enters the “place at me” command, and switches to third person to see a spectral version of shaun standing behind pam with a vacant stare and all his teeth visible through his translucent flesh
the tension when griffin bolts miles away with all of pam’s godlike agility, hurtling clear over the rooftops in his panic, justin urging “run run run” in the bg only to stop. turn. and have specter shaun be inexplicably right behind him again is unparalleled by any work in the genre
i get chills when he tries to change shaun’s setscale and can’t in a game that allowed him to change a human npc into a functional vertibird
My redesign for the new sonic movie
I will be accepting constructive criticism.
You don’t even have drugs, Griffin. Whatever…
Apples are my drug!
[Caption: Eight images of digital fanart of the various creations from Monster Factory with solid or patterned backgrounds.]
It’s amazing that, even so late in the game, Monster Factory is still so fucking good
Hubris
Hnnnnng Boy Mayor of Second Life, I’m walking around trying to secure more votes for the upcoming election, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting our political rivals

griffin screaming “TODDAMNIT” when vault 76 crashed is PEAK monster factory
undeadcourier
nicolegendary