I just learned that the current Star Wars expanded canon includes a “sadistic, psychotic” modified battle droid named Mister Bones who wears the remains of his victims and lusts for gruesome murder and HE’S NOT EVEN A VILLAIN. A LITTLE BOY MADE HIM AS A BODYGUARD THAT KILLS IMPERIAL FASCISTS.

THIS IS THE BEST STAR WARS CHARACTER I’M GLAD HE’S REAL AND SAFE FOREVER

He saved the boy from several Imperial stormtroopers but was permanently disintegrated in a friendly fire incident by two A-wings. 

NO. NO HE WASN’T I CAN’T HEAR YOU WOOKIEEPEDIA LALALALA