Oh, come on, Tom. I was just commanding you to do my will. Besides, look, COME TO ME, FOR I AM THE MAGNET AND YOU ARE STEEL!

That’s right, I’m really gonna give you the business. Destroy you, your world and all that you know… but first, a stern talking to.

HUGH BEAUMONT?!

Good thing they’ve got the Man From UNCLE computers.

As I watched Supercalifragilisticexpialiwacky, one question clawed at my brain: does such delight actually dwell in the universe? The answer is yes, yes, yes! And it comes in a big blonde package called Mike Nelson. Mr. Nelson thrills the viewer with his charismatic presence. What a treat this man is!

Oh, I don’t know.

Is Gamera charged by the hour?

Rarely have we seen a person fail who has thoroughly followed our path. Our stories disclose in a general way what happened, what we were like and what we are like now.

Real arcade action!