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Our new Monday morning best friend. This smart table will bother you until you get all the stuff you need in your bag – including breakfast. THANKS, TABLE!

Wanna know how it works? Watch today’s TED talk on touch technology – from the guy who created this and many other shape-shifting designs. (From the geniuses at TEDxCERN.)

sillysurgeon

what the fuck man

kaijuno

just fucking launch their phone into the ceiling they dont fucking need it

thank you future wiggle table

thok-ast-thok

why would i need a table that nervously jostles my possessions around while frantically repeating vague advice when i already do all that myself

officialsmashmouth

The Anxiety Table

I SAID NO TABLENOI WILL EAT FRUIT WHEN I WANT TOODOn'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK YOU KNEW WHAT KIND OF PERSON I WAS WHEN YOU MOVED INDON'T CALL ME AT WORK