I feel like Neelix is the type to discover cocaine on an alien planet and just start putting it in everyone’s scrambled eggs to help them through the day and they’re all like “wow Neelix! These eggs are great!” and he’s like “Ha ha thanks, It’s rewarding work :)”

Voyager but Neelix is played by Guy Fieri

This would be such a vast improvement

“Hey hey hey, flavor fans! Neelix here on the Starship Voyager. You know, we find a lot of rich flavors out here in the Gamma Quadrant, but today we’re gonna experience a truly sweet treat that can’t be beat! We’re making a stop at Subket 9 to try Ecco Plaf’s galaxy famous caramelized Mluck worms! This week on Cafés, Canteens, and Comets!”