Hey remember that time they tried to remake Wrath of Khan

with a white British actor playing a horribly contrived version of Khan,

a completely different crew who didn’t have the same emotional investment in the story because they’d never met this story’s “Khan”,

and a nonsensical plot driven mostly by convenience which ripped off the most emotional parts of Wrath of Khan as substitute for a meaningful story?

I mean, what other movie could I be talking about?

It’s not like Paramount would be stupid enough to do the

same

exact

thing

twice

…right?