They’re probably more scared than you than you are *SNOOORE*

Voyager’s attempt at a young Kurt Russell

“Now close your glimpses defenders, and dream of your sisters and mothers”

*blank stares*

…or the sultry bar maiden you lusted over last week.

“you’d be sharp to do my tellings." 

"in their glimpses…”

“In the sphere I come from…”

These and other generic-alien speak brought to you by Kenneth Biller (who has both good and bath episodes in his writing credits, he seems to like message episodes)

They sure say Nemesis a lot. Good thing there isn’t a drinking game to this. 

Oh Voyager and survey missions. Chakotay and Shuttlecrafts…Geez just thinking about it Chakotay was captured by Nog-Kazon, Seska, Borg-survivors, these Nemesis soldiers, all when doing shuttle missions! I forget if there are more (probably) Why do they let him do shu…oh right they want him dead or captured. Why do they bother *rescuing* him?

They do try make to make alien-generic-military speak believable. They fail, but points for trying.

yeah don’t bother speaking

In fact don’t bother doing anything. ever.

And tonight’s random trek rewatch is *spins wheel* NEMESIS?!

Oh great I get to watch a piece of driftwood think he’s rambo and that the vietcong are everywhere and there’s a Predator knockoff somehow

Yes I’m talking shit about you!