[Image description: Fanart for The Terror, but it’s a Night at the Museum AU. A shadow looms on the floor while several tiny figures hide around a corner. A marine is peering out cautiously, Gore pats the back of a frightened Goodsir, Peglar and Des Voeux look relatively calm.]

it’s tracking us….

I ain’t gonna make it. Afraid this cowboy’s been to his last hoedown. Octavius, remember me as I was, wild, and free, and–and…No need for final words. I’m not finished yet. Oh.

Owen Wilson and Steve Coogan as Jedidah Smith and Gaius Octavian in the Night at the Museum Trilogy (2006-2014) dir. Shawn Levy

[Image description: Fanart for The Terror, but it’s a Night at the Museum AU. Silna is wearing a button-up shirt with a nametag and holding a tiny Fitzjames and Crozier in each hand while they argue and gesture at each other. Silna looks perturbed and thinks, “I’m not paid enough for this shit.”]

at least they’re somewhat easier to wrangle at this size

_{Night at the Museum (2006) dir. Shawn Levy}

@princess-marida​ asked: Jedediah or Crowley?

me:

also the obligatory Octavius/Aziraphale comparison, because the ‘renowned British character actor practically screams ‘Let me be gay!!!!!’ with every acting choice’-parallel was just too powerful to ignore

@princess-marida​ asked: Jedediah or Crowley?

me:

also the obligatory Octavius/Aziraphale comparison, because the ‘renowned British character actor practically screams ‘Let me be gay!!!!!’ with every acting choice’-parallel was just too powerful to ignore