Well I know I won’t be getting rid of my DVDs of these anytime soon….

*Desperately clings to the VHSs she’s had since she was 5*

2014 Edition,

Justin Long replaces Harrison Ford as Han Solo

Greedo will try to shoot Han during a Kareoke scene featuring CG-Celine Dion. He will miss multiple times.

For some Reason, Jar-jar is now Aunt Beru

Grand Mofff Tarkin will be renamed General Funkhouser and voiced by Super Dave Osborne

Luke’s fighter will have scrawled on the sides “BSG stole my fandom”