I resent the inevitable consequences the second law of thermodynamics has on my tea and the entropy of the universe. It always happens too damn soon.

The hell do you mean “use a tea light” you’re telling me those things can be used to heat tea???

Fam I’ve been lied to and deceived

Wait please what are you being told, this has raised many questions about tea lights for me.

Apparently the way you’re supposed to use tea lights is like this

Which no one ever told me is possible or exists and might now become my villain origin story after suffering years of cold tea

I’m sorry they’re what

They heat tea. They heat tea because they’re tea lights. They’re named that way because they’re literally devices to keep your tea warm and somehow no one has ever told me this and they’re tea lights to heat tea and I might just—[CENSORED]

I’m glad we’re all having a normal one today folks

…..  I thought it was as in tea-ny lights
like…… teeny lights

…I can’t believe I never thought about the ‘tea’ of ‘tea lights’. Like I just thought you lit them for ambiance with your tea.

I completely regret not purchasing this High Art (Seattle Goodwill)

honestly we should just stop making media after riverdale ends. nothing will top this

Legitimately where do we go after this. What the fuck are we gonna do