I know this isn’t Fallout, but considering its under the Bethesda/Zenimax umbrella I might as well talk about (and cause its so fucking juicy). There’s a lot to break down but oh my god, its like a feast:

• The ratings, holy shit the ratings
• “a brand new, direct-to-video adaptation” DIRECT TO FUCKING VIDEO
• “carries shades of James Cameron’s Aliens” the difference here being that Aliens was actually good
• “The sequel fo-” Stop. Stop right there. The sequel. The sequel. Yes that’s right, this is a fucking SEQUEL to the film DOOM, STARRING DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON. THE FILM FROM 2005. THE FILM THAT LOST $4 MILLION.
• Someone thought it was a good idea to make a sequel to a video game film that failed to meet its budget at the box office, losing $4 million dollars. Someone looked at that film and said, “yeah we should make a FUCKING SEQUEL TO THAT”
• “written and directed by Tony Giglio (SWAT: Under Seige)” Literally who? Literally what? I’ve never heard of this guy, nor have I heard of this film.
• “stars Amy Manson Dominic Mafham (Ophelia), Luke Allen-Gale (“Dominion”) and Nina Bergman (The Car: Road to Revenge)” Read: My Previous Point
• “with producers including Jeffery Beach (Jarhead 3: The Siege)” They made a third one? Hold on, they made a second one??
• “Phillip Roth (Death Race: 4 Beyond Anarchy)” Read: My Previous Point EXCEPT, TURNS OUT THEY MADE ANOTHER ONE AFTER THAT
•  “and Ogden Gavanski (Cult of Chucky)” READ: MY PREVIOUS FUCKING POINT EXCEPT THEY MADE SIX MORE
• The DOOM twitter straight up said they had no involvement with the film, like they know whats up

All in all, this movie is gonna be a dumpster fire of giant proportions. Like so bad that even the original, hell, even Alien: Resurrection is gonna be better than this shit, and that’s a goddamn long stretch from me, but that’s whats happening!