Buffyverse, just say “no” to demonizing sex organs, ‘kay?

Remember the penis monster in “Doublemeat Palace”?  Remember the Flying Vulva Demon in “Last Gleaming”?  

This season on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy loses control of her ~pregnant~ body.

You guys, Buffy has a literal WANDERING WOMB.  This is what the Ancient Greeks warned us about.  Buffy’s gone HYSTERICAL.  

HER UTERUS IS IN FREEFALL.