I mean… just say it out-loud: green velvet suit, with waistcoat, and purple silk lining.

They were right when they said we were breathing underwater; 

Out of place all the time in a world that wasn’t mine to take [x]

favorite cliche #39430943: they are kissing underwater for no apparent reason

my submission for the @ds9reversebang! i can finally close all my underwater photography reference tabs

(via Parlor Tattoo Prints — Buffalo Bill, Silence of the Lambs Art Print)

This was on a door in the cryptography lab I’m crying

There isn’t a headline alive that can’t be transformed into some sort of erotic butt adventure.

Buy it HERE.

my mother lives in oregon and, horrible daughter that i am, i am so tempted to send her a link to this book

when you care enough to traumatize your elderly parent with the very best worst

I’m just surprised it’s not Chuck Tingle.