RHYS DARBY as STEDE BONNET
Our Flag Means Death | 1x02
#Our Flag Means Death
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captain-flint
Ed & Stede + holding hands
asgardian--angels
has this been done yet or…
his-name-is-ed
I was in service for a minute so I know the lay of the land, and trust me, servants, they see everything.
This lot?
They’re not so fancy.
areyougonnabe
nobody can tell me stede bonnet is like, objectively GOOD at sex... not his area, historically... however what he is good at is being deranged & going to wild lengths to pursue his passions. which means he would be FUN in bed regardless of like, functional skill level. i'm talking serious erotic creativity... no boring workaday fucks allowed... meanwhile edward who is used to back-alley quickies and efficient blowjobs from izzy is like Oh My God What Is Going On
captain-flint
asgardian--angels

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