#PEarl

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PEARLS RATED ON A SCALE FROM PERFECT TO PERFECT

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SMUG YELLOW LEMON

  • SELFIE WITH YA BOSS THEN LEAVES IT ON HER BOSS’S COMPUTER
  • MAKES THE WEIRDEST FACES BUT IS STILL HOT
  • LOVES HER JOB
  • THINKS SHE’S BETTER THAN YOU
  • DEFINITELY HAS RECEIPTS ON EVERYONE IN THE GALAXY
  • ALWAYS TAKING NOTES
  • IS PROBABLY A BRAT 24/7 & I LOVE THAT COMMITMENT 

RATING: PERFECT

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BLUEBIRD

  • SMALL QUIET GIRL
  • DEEPEST CURTSY I’VE EVER SEEN BUT SHE NEVER FALLS
  • HAIR AND DRESS FLOOF UP WHEN SHE’S SURPRISED LIKE A GHIBLI CHARACTER
  • EXPRESSES HERSELF THROUGH ART
  • ROLLS 20 FOR PERCEPTION
  • CAN’T ACTUALLY SEE BUT RELIES ON ECHOLOCATION PROBABLY
  • SHE SO QUIET BUT U HEAR HER IN UR HEART
  • SOFT LITTLE SMILE MAKES ANGELS SING
  • 😬😬😬😬😬
  • ZONES OUT ALL THE TIME BC SHE’S IMAGINING YOUR DEMISE

RATING: PERFECT

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M Y  W I F E 

  • SCREAMDFGDFG
  • SHE’S WORKED SO HARD TO BECOME BETTER THAN SHE EVER IMAGINED
  • SHE LOVES SO DEEPLY AND TAKES CARE OF THOSE SHE LOVES
  • PERFECTLY ELEGANT TO AWKWARD DORK IN .5 SECONDS
  • SHEEE’SSSS SOOOOOO TALENTEEDDD
  • LOVES TEACHING THINGS TO PEOPLE
  • N E R D
  • COULD DEFINITELY KILL ME IF SHE WANTED TO
  • PASTEL CHAOS AESTHETIC
  • GIRL CAN GET IT
  • SHE’S BEEN A CRIMINAL FOR OVER FIVE THOUSAND YEARS

RATING: PERFECT !!!!! BITCH !!!!!!

airyairyquitecontrary

I agree with all of these and would like to add to Yellow Pearl’s dossier:

  • is a court reporter and I am a court reporter so this makes us both special and validates my life choices
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