okay normally I’m like “bleh insincere corporate shenanigans” but the idea of a bunch of homophobic sports bros searching desperately for a beverage that hasn’t betrayed them all ET TU POWERADE just tickles me something fierce
Really, as if the monuments and government buildings going rainbow wasn’t enough, the bigots are running around shrieking trying to find a business that hasn’t jumped on the bandwagon. Recall that church group that closed all their Wells Fargo bank accounts after WF made a commercial with a lesbian couple - only to find their new bank funded Miami Pride Parade? I saw multiple bank logos going rainbow yesterday. The retailers, major service providers… tee hee! It’s every bigoted conservative’s nightmare.
Heheh, yeah. I mean, they’re still corporations and they still don’t actually give a shit but anything that pisses off the homophobes is a net positive imo
also I’m reminded of delladilly‘s immortal “i am only pasta and gay” because like… holy shit corporations have decided that the LGBT market is more worthwhile than the homophobe market? in a capitalist society that’s pretty darn significant
yeah tolkein probably didn’t anticipate how bad he messed up by leaving the seduction of mairon so vague…….like if he’d just explained……..did melkor have good campaign ads? did he show mairon a 300 slide powerpoint presentation on why Evil is the Way of the Future? I’m sorry mr tolkein but bc you never specified im free to assume that mairon had a big embarrassing eternal crush on melkor and they held hands a lot and also probably the powerpoint happened at some point. you can’t stop me.
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