#PUNS

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Something I just LOVE about Steven Universe okay so

We’ve had long talks about Gem Placement and its significance.

Like Pearl and Peridot have their Gems on their foreheads and they’re cerebral, Garnets are on her hands cuz she takes action, Amethyst is on her chest and she feels emotions heavily, etc etc

And then there’s Jasper

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LIKE

,ALL THIS ANALYSIS

AND THEN THERE’S A FUCKING NOSE GEM

IS IT BECAUSE SHE’S A GOOD HUNTER? WHAT THE FUCK DOES  A NOSE GEM MEAN?

I love this fucking show jesus christ

disturbingly-average

it’s bc jasper nose what’s up

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lilyredneck: “ dut-dut-goose: “ queenofferrets: “ juzanotherblog: “ new bra from victoria secret! :) ” A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OKfM4r5tRY
juzanotherblog

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

queenofferrets

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

dut-dut-goose

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

lilyredneck

It has a little lettuce bow.

braslettucepunspuns for the buns?