Cats! Do you know they each have three names? The naming of cats is a difficult matter, it’s not just one of your holiday games. You may think me mad as a hatter when I tell you that each cat has three names. See they’ve got their ordinary name, and then they’ve got their fancy name. And that makes two names. Can any of you guess what that third name is?  C'mon! Above and beyond is one name that’s left over and this is the name you never will guess. It’s a name no human research can discover! But the cat itself knows, shh, and never will confess, will you, Henry?

Old Man, Logan’s Run