#Planet of the Spiders
Sarah Jane you sure you don’t want that rolled up newspaper? I also have a shoe….
TARDIS key!
Sometimes these humanoid aliens really are written dumb.
(guy ccaptures sarah jane smith brings her to camp) Got her she’s a spy, let’s kill her
Why did you bring her here (3 minutes of mob mentality ensue)
(me) why didn’t you just kill her to begin with?
It’s a chase! by air! by car! by boat!
ZAP!
Good for you, you summoned a spider. *rolls up newspaper* let me get that for you
OUCH FORGIVE ME SPIDERMASTER