These are some of the questions I had to deal with when I gave up and applied at Indigo books (the whole vision brand thing’s a turnoff but….)

1 & 56: well I am applying at a bookstore so I should know alphabetical order.

17: There’s not an all of the above is there?

18: I don’t talk to strangers mom! 

19: Well that’s an existential question isn’t it?

22: Is…is this Star Trek? Is this how one writes Star Trek?!

32: Define knowledgeable? 

36: ugh

I am actually very good at that, professionally.