me too A.J., me too
#Review with Forrest MacNeil
….and Forrest has been kicked out of his own cult.
Review: Being a Cult Leader
Forrest: I Really don't understand how these things work.
Lucille: It's really very simple, you find some vulnerable people, you isolate them, you exploit them for money, so on and so forth, rivers of blood.
Forrest: Rivers of blood, good lord...
Lucille: Trust me I have seen every cult documentary ever made.
This was supposed to be stolen avocados.
Cops: Are you Forrest MacNeil?
Forrest: Yes I am, but officers I'm sorry to say you've got the wrong man. I don't even like avocados, you see they upset my stomach...
Cops: Great you're under arrest for arson, attempted murder, destruction of property.
Forrest: Wait, No,no,no what are you talking about?!
The Return of Forrest MacNeil
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If you’re quite finished talking about Donald Trump, let’s take a moment to remember the really big news story of this past week. Forrest MacNeil has been found and held a press conference to share some very big news about season 2 of Review. Check it out here please!
http://www.avclub.com/article/exclusive-video-reviews-forrest-macneil-has-been-f-221637
“Road Rage: 1 ½ stars.”
Or pehaps, I understood from the darkest corner of my soul that these pancakes couldn’t kill me, because I was already dead
Forrest MacNeil, eating a stack of 30 pancakes