Definitely, the most dangerous and horrible critter in the universe. No competition at all.
Definitely, the most dangerous and horrible critter in the universe. No competition at all.
Definitely, the most dangerous and horrible critter in the universe. No competition at all.
Definitely, the most dangerous and horrible critter in the universe. No competition at all.
Crocubot
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Rick, The only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your family is that everyone in your family, you included, use intelligence to justify sickness. You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and an as an inescapable curse, and I think its because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that its your mind, within your control. You chose to come here, you chose to talk, to belittle my vocation, just as you chose to become a pickle. You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces, your enormous intellect literally vegetating by your own hand. I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy the same way I’m bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining and cleaning is; its not an adventure. There’s no way to do it so wrong you might die. Its just work, and the bottom line is some people are okay going to work and some people, well some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose.
Rick and Morty, S3E3 (via protagonist-robot)
Rick and Morty, S3E3 (via protagonist-robot)
i really want an au where stan and rick found stanentology together
(based on this twitter pic from hirsch)
Getting in the mood for the new episode!
so basically mcdonald’s sent the rick and morty crew actual mcdonald’s szechuan sauce. with lore
AND/OR JERRY OMG MCDONALDS
At least it’s therapeutic