#SAME

spockvarietyhour emily84
one-time-i-dreamt

My estranged stepdad gave me and my siblings goodie bags that he said were full of Disney merchandise. I opened mine up and it was just socks. I looked back at my stepdad and he was Jafar from Aladdin. He turned the lights off. I turned them back on. He turned them back off. I turned them back on. “Jafar,” I said, exasperated, “stop turning off the headcanon lights!”

emily84

I really need to learn to read op usernames jfc

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spockvarietyhour droidmom
caitlinfaith: “ melifair: “ cowthropologist: “ anarchapella: “ radical-eirini: “this was made by some kind of clueless zoomer right? This is why you had a big stack of magazines in the bathroom before phones were a thing. ” Nope, my family didn’t...
radical-eirini

this was made by some kind of clueless zoomer right? This is why you had a big stack of magazines in the bathroom before phones were a thing.

anarchapella

Nope, my family didn’t have magazines (too poor) and I used to read shampoo bottles

cowthropologist

My family kept a bunch of books in the bathroom and I STILL read the shampoo bottles

melifair

Pronouncing all the chemical ingredients under your breath

caitlinfaith

I used to “read” the side printed in spanish or french and try to get the accent right.

sameunless i was at my grandparents then they had a stack of Reader's Digestand I mean STACKSin every room reallyI read a lot of Reader's Digest as a kid?!?