I know a title like The Sixth Extinction doesn’t suggest much humor (and there isn’t much. honestly I’m terrified), but by far the funniest thing in this book are accounts of what scientists used to think about extinction.
Apparently, and I guess it makes sense, nobody really thought about extinction back in the day. Fossils were regarded as curiosities, or by some cultures as spiritual stones, and nobody considered there may have been some animals alive before that aren’t alive now.
And then when extinction was a Concept TM, it was widely regarded that it happens gradually and continuously. So when some younger scientists started looking at massive die-offs in the fossil records and they were like “hey uh……so like 66 millions years ago…..um…everything died. something must have Happened”
ALL OF THE “ESTABLISHED” scientists in society were like “you fucking.,, , , , , , IDIOT!!! You FOOL!!!!!!! That’s CODSWALLOP!!!!!”
and basically anyone who brought up mass extinctions were made to be huge laughing stocks and I’m just reading about the scientists who laughed so hard at the concept of the mass extinctions like “oh buddy……… … …I know you were regarded as a genius in your time and I know all of my knowledge is entirely 100% circumstantial based on when I was born so technically in this topic I’m not actually smarter than you but. Did you have to be such an ass……… . . ”

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