#SPN
I was out in the real world away from my phone what the heck happened with Mr. Collins? 👀
so around a year ago misha came out as bisexual at a convention in new jersey and then 3 days later he walked it back. this event sparked theories that perhaps he had been told to walk it back by networks or companies who hold his contracts, and that he had been forced back into the closet. today, at a convention in new jersey, someone asked him about what position he sleeps in and he said something like “back, side, i play for both teams.” then he realized what he said and was like “no no no i’m not bisexual though–actually remember last year when i accidentally slipped up and said something that sounded like i was coming out?” and then he said that during that three day period of time when he was out, warner brothers called him up and asked him not to walk it back. which means that instead of networks forcing him back into the closet, the networks wanted him to stay out?? and he released that twitter thread about being straight against the will of warner brothers???????????????????????????? and then he said that he sleeps on his back, actually.
can’t believe in the year of our gourd 2022 that there’s still a Supernatural scene for everything
while i can’t in good conscience recommend it watching spn does in fact unlock both the biggest part of the map on ao3 and the funniest part of the map on tumblr
my wife is explaining the misha collins bi saga to my incredibly normal brother in law and he sighed deeply and said “you know how in Cthulhuian lore, the knowledge drives a man insane?”
unfortunately I’m watching supernatural and someone on screen said ‘there are No Wolves in pennsylvania’ and I was like. what a bold incorrect statement. where did they possibly get that idea from. so I googled it…google is insisting there are no wild wolves in pa?? except I’ve Seen wolves here?? there used to be a wolf that would hang out in my backyard and roam around the neighborhood?? like Everyone knew about this wolf we assumed he lived on the golf course and would come to our yards if he got spooked by golfers (very quiet block). like we all thought he just lost his pack or whatever so people just gave him a wide space and let him chill, he didn’t try to break into any houses or attack any pets but this was definitely. a wild wolf. where. where did he come from what do you MEAN there aren’t wolves in pennsylvania I’m literally spiraling right now
To be fair, PA also said “we did not reintroduce mountain lions, they are not there, you’re seeing really big house cats, please keep coming to the parks and camp sites and ignore that video, that was totally not a mountain lion, someone took last week”
i just showed this to a friend from pennsylvania and 1. theyre losing their mind bc theyve seen mountain lions which prompted them to look it up which leads me to 2. this fucking bonkers article
[caption: “We’ve been here 45 years and I’ve probably been told by people at least 100 t imes that they’ve seen a cougar or mountain lion,” said owner Vince Hall. “I kind of doubt they saw a cougar, but I’m not God.”]
PA: I can’t believe we’ve lost all our native apex predators
Citizens of PA: there’s a mountain lion right there
PA: sometimes we can still hear the sound of them scaring away tourists
…PA has fucking EMUS and you want me to believe we have no wolves or mountain lions?
what the fuck do you mean we have emus
what the fuck is happening in pennsylvania
As a regretful born and raised Pennsylvanian, we have wolves, coywolves, mountain lions, lynx, and coyotes. Not a single person in authority will admit to there being anything but coyotes and lynx. If you see a cougar, they will tell you you saw a lynx. If you see a wolf, they will tell you you saw a coyote. Ignore the massive differences in sizes. No one knows what a coywolf is but we have them. I have seen a cougar with my own two goddamned eyes. There is an entire nature park whose main attractions are the cougars and wolves (and bison but we’re not talking about them) - it’s called Penn’s Cave, it’s been there forever. Everyone I know has seen a cougar or wolf at least once in the woods.
So what I’m getting at is don’t trust the government.
Ohhh, this is definitive proof that we’re in some alternate timeline.



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