#sleepy baby
#Same
My estranged stepdad gave me and my siblings goodie bags that he said were full of Disney merchandise. I opened mine up and it was just socks. I looked back at my stepdad and he was Jafar from Aladdin. He turned the lights off. I turned them back on. He turned them back off. I turned them back on. “Jafar,” I said, exasperated, “stop turning off the headcanon lights!”
I really need to learn to read op usernames jfc
this was made by some kind of clueless zoomer right? This is why you had a big stack of magazines in the bathroom before phones were a thing.
Nope, my family didn’t have magazines (too poor) and I used to read shampoo bottles
My family kept a bunch of books in the bathroom and I STILL read the shampoo bottles
Pronouncing all the chemical ingredients under your breath
I used to “read” the side printed in spanish or french and try to get the accent right.
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