Final Fantasy II - Star Wars Where The Emperor Dies And Then Comes Back As The Devil And Then Dies Again And Then Comes Back As God And Then Gets Killed By Obi-wan
Final Fantasy III - Four Orphans Fight A Man Who Threw A Hissy Fit Over His Inheritance
Final Fantasy IV - Star Wars But The Emperor Is A Space Ghost On The Moon
Final Fantasy V - Evil Giving Tree And His Gay Lover Fight A Confused Harem Protagonist And His Princesses
Final Fantasy VI - Star Wars But The Emperor Is Killed And Replaced By The Joker Halfway Through, Racism is Bad
Final Fantasy VII - Eco-terrorists Recruit Man With Padded Resume, Discover Corporate Greed Has Caused Giant Meteor To Be Elected, Hold Recount
Final Fantasy VIII - A Group of Cadets Find Out They All Lived At The Same Orphanage: Amnesia To Blame, Lead May Be Dead
Final Fantasy IX - Star Wars But The Main Characters Are Either Clones Or Princesses
Final Fantasy X - Daddy Issues, the Real Sports Story, With Special Guest Christian Guilt Complex
Final Fantasy XI - Giraffe And Friends Stop The Writer From Erasing This Game
Final Fantasy XII - Star Wars But Half The Bad Guys Aren’t Actually That Bad. Except Judge Bergan, That Guy Is A Dick
Final Fantasy XIII - Being The Chosen One Will Kill Your Dating Life
Final Fantasy XIV - Heroes Saved The World From Bad Gameplay, Bugs
Final Fantasy XV - A Bachelor Party Goes Very Badly
After a long day of oppression and blowing people up with lasers, he likes to go home, crack open a space beer, and watch some space football (which canonically exists in the Star Wars universe, so shut up).