Shakespeare, but every instance of “alas” has been replaced with “aw shit”

 “Aw shit, poor Yorick!”

-Hamlet, Act 5 Scene 1

“Aw shit, that love, so gentle in his view,

Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!“

-Romeo & Juliet, Act 1 Scene 1

“O, no! Aw shit, I rather hate myself

For hateful deeds committed by myself.”

-Richard III, Act 5 Scene 3

“Aw shit, poor country, almost afraid to know itself! It cannot be called our mother, but our grave.”

Macbeth, Act 4 Scene 3

“Aw shit, thou hast misconstrued everything!”

Julius Caesar, Act V Scene 3

In which our professor nearly chokes on his morning coffee.

In spite of your heart, I think; aw shit, poor heart!

Much Ado About Nothing, Act V, Scene 2

yesterday i heard somewhere that shakespeare invented the word swag so i googled ”shakespeare swag” and