Have an extremely lazy meme.
#Shitposting
Captain’s Chairs rated by how hard it would be to fuck on them
Enterprise-E 7/10, good aesthetic, think it can be managed, the padded armest offer options. very squeaky
Enterprise D 3 out of 10, the armrests are a problem now, and any bad move could result in a diplomatic incident.
USS Defiant 2/10, too narrow, doesn’t look comfy at all, does it recline? take it over an inactive console i guess
USS Voyager 5/10, you know what?, this could work. with a little effort
Enterprise A: 4/10 it will topple over at any sign of rough action.
Enterprise Refit: 0 out of 10, what the fuck , I am not going down on this HR Giger nightmare of a chair, one false move and I’ll be restrained
Original Enterprise 6/10, I know the arms are always an issue, but the way it’s setup there’s so many good alternatives
Enterprise S01-03, 2 out 10, this is one of those gamer chairs that got bolted to a stand. no one wants that.
hmmmmmmm
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Terror finale post-credit scene
all replicated food in TNG just comes from two tubs of whey protein
please feel free to add.
kirkspocks
kirkspocks
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
chromalogue
chromalogue
Oðinn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth,
And bathed his count'nance fair.
Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar,
I found on the cold pavement
While returning in glory | from a grand hunt
For a 3 AM quesadilla.
hiking-viking
systlin
systlin
I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful.
themintykid
theshitpostcalligrapher
theshitpostcalligrapher
ay @systlin hmu
bold-sartorial-statement
bold-sartorial-statement
My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.
Solen sken, skönt gyllene
Dagen Tor föddes
På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell
Där låg Loke
—KJN
My translation:
The sun shone, sweet golden
The day of Tor’s birth
On the tarmac, by Taco Bell
There lay Loki
(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)
andersonsallpurpose
the-winter-road
the-winter-road
i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it
Sólin skein, björt og gullin
við fæðingu Þórs
á stígnum við Taco Bell
Þar lá Loki
books-and-candy-ples
books-and-candy-ples
The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing
rembrandtswife
rembrandtswife
This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!
mindscab
ireneadonovan
deeranger
deeranger
And in Danish because why not:
Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden
På dagen for Tors fødsel
På asfalten ved Taco Bell
Dér lå Loke
“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”
*Snorts*
ikeracity
hackedmotionsensors
verylatetrash
marvel-lous-things
marvel-lous-things
When Thor born
He hair shine brite
A very very
Magical site
But then I see
A bab from hell
I pik up loki
From taco bell
scarlet-silverweaver
scarlet-silverweaver
the rosetta stone of shitposting
roguehoneybadger
incorrectnorse-quotes
incorrectnorse-quotes
Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite
insidealosershead
insidealosershead
drew this because of a conversation over at discord.
this is so cursed