Simone + 🤠

[GIF DESCRIPTION: Four gifs of Simone de Rochefort. She is tall, thin, and pale with shoulder-length dark brown hair. She is wearing all black and has a black cowboy hat on. Each gif shows her in a different location in the Vox Media offices. The camera zooms in dramatically on her as she hams it up while wearing the hat. /END DESCRIPTION]

simone + various drinks in SEO play

+bonus:

[Image description: Six gifs of Brian David Gilbert, Patrick Gill, and Simone de Rochefort. In all gifs, they are sitting on the Polygon couch in front of the Gill & Gilbert backdrop.

Brian is pale and thin with short light brown hair and wears two watches on his left arm. Pat is pale and thin with dark brown chin-length hair. Simone is pale and thin with shoulder-length dark brown wavy hair. The first and last gif are feature only Pat and Brian in full color. The four gifs in the middle feature Simone and Brian in grayscale, indicating that the scenes depicted in them happened in the past. 

1 - Pat: How was last week? Brian: It was a good time. Nothing bad happened (he smirks).
2 - Simone: (while she and Brian both shrug in a devil-may-care way) Pat isn’t here to tell us how much it’s gonna cost Vox Media!
3 - Simone leans down, attempting to press a button on the control panel. Brian grimaces and spills water all over himself.
4 - Simone sniffs her skirt, which is covered in tea, and says “I smell of peaches!” while Brian laughs.
5 - Simone (rubbing her chest, which is covered in tea) It burns!
6 - Pat: Okay, good. I’ll just take your word for it. /end ID]

[Image description: Five close-up gifs of the Polygon staff in front of a reddish-orange backdrop.
1 - Simone de Rochefort makes a frightened, shifty-eyed expression. 
2 - Jeff Ramos makes a shocked face and looks back and forth very quickly.
3 - Patrick Gill looks to the left, then looks to the right, narrowing his eyes.
4 - Jenna Stoeber looks back and forth, narrows her eyes, and makes a sour expression. 
5 - Brian David Gilbert purses his lips and smiles suspiciously. /end ID]

[Image Description: Four gifs of Brian David Gilbert and Simone de Rochefort. Brian has short brown hair, pale skin, and round glasses. He is wearing a light gray striped shirt. Simone has shoulder length dark brown hair, pale skin, and is wearing a purple sleeveless blouse. They are both siting on the couch in the Vox Media den in front of the Gill & Gilbert backdrop. 

Simone: I feel your brand is a whimsical joyous pixie (gestures dramatically with hands) who swoops in!

Brian: You’re like a chaotic small pony. Like a chaotic Shetland pony that brings joy to everyone when you walk into the room. But also you might break some teacups.

/end ID]

I LOVE THESE TWO HUMANS

[Image Description: A tweet from Jenna Stoeber! @thejenna the reads: 

“I saw legitimate witchkin @doomquasar​ save a bird trapped in a blueberry bush net today.” 

attached are two pictures (both slightly blurry) of Simone De Rochefort, a white pale skinned woman with shoulder length straight brown hair. She is wearing a green dress, a dark blue shawl, red sunglasses and a small black backpack. In the first picture she is facing forward holding a small bird and standing in front of some bushes with netting. In the second picture she is facing to the right in front of the same bushes with her arms outstretched in front of her, obviously in the process of releasing the bird. 

END I/D]

if anyone was as curious as I was about the replies (simone said she had another story about catching a bird, this time in a store) i think i found it here: https://twitter.com/doomquasar/status/828647558465646592

Here are the images described in their full glory because I need everyone to see them

Simone’s gradual descent from genuine fear to outright anger at horror video games is absolutely The Mood™