#Star Trek Insurrection
same (I’ll pick this up later)
Same, honestly
Imagine your the poor sociological or xenobiologist on this Ba’ku mission:
Sooo we got a cool planet, magic rings and all
magic rings?
Oh just kidding we don’t know what they do, but they are inside are murder nebula…
oooohkay….
The native population looks suspiciously like your generic caucasians.
- Oh, so we’re going in native garb?
- No, there’s literally only 300 of them on the entire planet, we’re pretty sure they all know each other.
- Oh.
- Cloaking suits!!
- Greeeeat.
- Oh but that’s not all, we’ve got shifty allies.
- Shifty?
- Sorry I meant to emphasize allies and not shifty. it’s not like they’ve got slave races or fun with plastic surgery or somehow joint command of this mission.
- ….is there any good news?
- We’ve got Data!
- ….so I’m just cannon fodder, right? there’s no way I don’t end up dead in this scenario.
just a floating head operating on secondary protocols…
Today’s rewatch
Me watching Star Trek Insurrection for the first time: Man, they sure animated the hell out of that grass
Me watching Star Wars The Phantom Menace for the first time: Man, they sure animated the hell out of that grass