I’ve never craved death during a Star Wars movie before, so jot that down.
This was not a movie, this was a 1940s serial in a trench coat masquerading as a movie. This was vignettes. (which yes Star Wars has some of its origins there but you took the wrong lessons from it).
There’s gonna be spoilers below but I am going to say that I enjoyed The Last Jedi and would take it over this any day. The Rise of Sith and Phantom Menace have structure compared to this. Yes I think I’d even take Attack of the Clones over this.

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