Pilot uniforms. Pajama ass looking outfits. They look cozy but a little too cozy to be exploring the galaxy in; the underboob sweat must be ungodly. Points also deducted for Spock's TERF bangs, 4/10.
Second pilot uniforms. They look just like the first but somehow even worse. The science division doesn't even get its own color! 3/10.
TOS classic uniform. Now we're talking! The women no longer get to wear pants but honestly I think it's the men who are missing out on the miniskirts. The fabric looks light and breathable and each division now gets its own color. Those fruity little heeled boots complete the look, 9/10.
Red gym tights. They are red, they are tight, and they do not come with a matching shirt. Simple yet delightful, 8/10.
Green wraparound Captain's shirt. She's an icon, she's a legend, and she is the moment. Perfect for when Kirk is feeling a little slutty or wants to set himself apart from his evil twin, 10/10.
Mirrorverse uniforms. Slutty and tacky, the perfect outfits for going out on Friday night or maybe figure skating in the Olympics. Not giving the guys crop tops was a coward move but I do appreciate Kirk's v-neck vest, 9/10.
Dress uniforms. They look so cute in their fancy little outfits! The golden accents and arts-and-crafts "badges" really tickle me but the uncomfortable looking high collars drag it down a bit, 7/10
This game lets you create your own starships. You start off with a popular starship class, such as Constitution, Galaxy, Intrepid or Defiant and then modify it in phases. The first phase is appearance, letting you toggle between different nacelles, hulls and saucers. Next up is the name, followed by internal systems that affect the stats.
One you’ve built a ship, you can send it on missions. The missions are fully automatic, so you just sit back and watch your creation at work (or put it in “stealth” mode and do something else).
While quite limited, it’s nice to see your creations flying around. I focused on three ships: the first was a Constitution class USS USS Columbia (I didn’t realise it automatically added the USS part), designed to look like a Constitution mixed with the NX class. Then a really silly looking Defiant, the Potato class USS Spud. Finally, a really cool looking Intrepid I called the USS Pathfinder.
I can't claim to understand all the business of it but... Paramount sinking would certainly explain a lot of things we've been seeing from them the last few years.
Merchandise for trek is at a minimum of late, and the new shows have especially been ignored. Oh you can find generic stuff on their website, and there are still some places licensing; but almost everything done these days that isn't stuff you could make yourself in a cafe press shop in 2006 is chasing the older trek.
Tie in novels are also all but dead. Paramount used to do 24 of them a year. Then that slashed to 12 a decade ago. Now? Maybe 3 a year at current pace. It's become a shock when a new one is announced. They've been trying to unload their publishing business in whole.
So what's this mean for Trek? No idea. If Paramount goes belly up and sells it's assets, it'll likely mirror how MGM was bought by Amazon. Star Trek would end up with a whole new corporate overlord. Apple? Amazon? Netflix?
At which point we're likely to see everything current get axed, and a few years hiatus as they "retool" and find a new visionary head to relaunch again. Which of course has happened before. Harve Bennet. Rick Berman. Alex Kurtzman. Whose next?
Brunt needs to appear in new trek and immediately try to sue the federation for unlawful interference in ferengi affairs. then tell someone that his pronouns are he/they
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