#Stephen King

glumshoe
creekfiend

Help me out team. What Stephen King book has the least amount of breast descriptions

glumshoe

I don’t think The Wind Through the Keyhole had any breast descriptions at all and it’s probably my favorite of his books BUT.

It’s incomprehensible if you haven’t read The Dark Tower, which is full of breast (and testicle) descriptions.

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droidmom
coelasquid:
“ syntaxtree:
“ mairzydotes:
“ bagelcollector:
“ madness-and-gods:
“NO 😂
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I’m George RR Martin
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growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king. TURNS OUT HE’S FUCKING WRITER GEORG
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“average...
bagelcollector

I’m George RR Martin 

mairzydotes

growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king.  TURNS OUT HE’S FUCKING WRITER GEORG

syntaxtree

“average writer writes 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person writes 1 book per year. Steven King, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

coelasquid

My favourite quote from Steven King was something like “I am a salami writer. I try to make good salami, but salami is salami.”

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